me: i need to stop eating
*shoves chips into mouth*
claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
getoffmybloghoe: accidentally ripping out your own headphones
((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND...
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
lolsofunny: sodamnrelatable: (lol here!)
zackisontumblr: vicfuencats: if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
Things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) ...
Maelstrom of a Teenager's Messy Mind:... →
michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.