May 2013
me: i need to stop eating
*shoves chips into mouth*
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
getoffmybloghoe:
accidentally ripping out your own headphones
Watch
((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND...
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
lolsofunny:
sodamnrelatable:
(lol here!)
zackisontumblr:
vicfuencats:
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
Things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
fingernails
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
...
Maelstrom of a Teenager's Messy Mind:... →
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
Watchdrgero:
whatyouwant.avi
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
